What is the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?


I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?

What is the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can’t be topped!


astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

Is there a difference between a male and a female?

Yes, a vas deferens.

(Source: viralcircus.com)

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It is very time consuming

(Source: rosegym)