My dog has a lot of potential, I just have to unleash it.

michaxl:

people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

(Source: michaxl)

hollyjollyespeon:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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satellitecharacter:

satellitecharacter:

khaleesipotter:

satellitecharacter:

what colour does gold turn when u burn it

what colour?

AUburn

This not getting a million notes is the true joke

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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jewbeard:

jewbeard:

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TUMBLR

HA HA GET IT

come on guys i worked somewhat hard on this i had to google how to blur a goddam picture

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

(Source: rneerkat)

fitterandtougher asked: hey I love your puns! :)

thanks babe!

Everyone follow her fitblr! it’s great :)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay