What is the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire!

I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?

What is the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

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astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

Is there a difference between a male and a female?

Yes, a vas deferens.

(Source: viralcircus.com)

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It is very time consuming

(Source: rosegym)